Top 10 Wedding Venues in London That Won't Make You Cringe, or Will? I Don't Know You.

Let's be honest – planning a wedding can feel like willingly subjecting yourself to twelve months of spreadsheets and family politics for one day in fancy clothes. But choosing a London venue? That might actually be the fun part. The city offers some genuinely gorgeous spots that could make even the most wedding-cynical among us feel a flutter of excitement. Here's my slightly irreverent but ultimately helpful guide to London venues worth considering.

1. Marylebone Old Town Hall

Ah, Marylebone Old Town Hall – where couples have been legally binding themselves to each other since before your grandparents were born. Those iconic pillars aren't just architecturally pleasing; they're excellent for dramatically leaning against while contemplating if marriage is a patriarchal construct.

The Portland stone façade photographs beautifully, which is convenient given how much you're paying the photographer. Inside, seven ceremony rooms offer options ranging from "intimate gathering" to "yes, I invited that cousin I've met twice."

The sweeping entrance steps are practically begging for a confetti moment, though one strong gust of wind and half your guests will be picking paper out of their underwear for days. Still, it's a classic for a reason.

2. The Ned

The Ned is what happens when a bank has an identity crisis and decides it wants to be cool now. This former banking hall is all soaring ceilings and African verdite columns, because nothing says "I'm financially responsible enough for marriage" like getting hitched in what used to be a temple to capitalism.

The transformed banking counters now serve alcohol instead of disappointment, which is arguably a better use of the space. With 250 bedrooms on-site, your drunken uncle won't have to navigate the Night Tube, thus sparing random Londoners from his rendition of "My Way."

Wedding photos here will make it look like you're far more successful than you actually are. Your colleagues will be insufferable for weeks.

3. The Savoy

Getting married at The Savoy is essentially announcing to the world that you've either made it or have worrying credit card habits. This isn't just a hotel; it's where people who own multiple properties come to drink tea and judge others.

The Lancaster Ballroom has witnessed enough society wedding disasters to fill several seasons of a Netflix series. The River Entrance allows you to make the kind of entrance your therapist will later identify as a cry for attention.

The famous Savoy tea court is where you'll realize you've spent more on one day than your parents' first house cost. But the lighting is exceptional, so at least your existential crisis will be well-documented.

4. Claridge's

Claridge's is for people who think subtlety is something that happens to other people. If you've ever wanted to feel like you're getting married inside an Art Deco jewelry box, this is your spot. The ballroom's silver-leaf ceiling will have you calculating exactly how many months of rent it represents.

The black and white marble lobby has hosted so many "just married" kisses that there's probably a thin film of lipstick particles permanently suspended in the air. Every detail is handcrafted to make your own home décor choices seem woefully inadequate by comparison.

Perfect for couples who want their wedding to silently scream, "Yes, we do think we're better than you."

5. St Pancras Renaissance Hotel

The St Pancras Renaissance Hotel is famous for its Grand Staircase, which was specifically designed for people who want to make an entrance so dramatic it borders on psychological warfare. This neo-Gothic masterpiece offers all the fairytale vibes without the inconvenience of an evil stepmother (unless yours is attending, in which case, godspeed).

The restored Victorian spaces range from "reasonable sized" to "compensating for something," with the former Ladies Smoking Room offering a delightful slice of historical sexism with your wedding cake.

Having Eurostar next door means you can flee the country immediately after saying "I do," which might be the most practical wedding planning decision you'll make.

6. The Langham

The Langham has been hosting events since 1865, which means they've seen every wedding disaster imaginable and are silently judging your "unique" ideas. Europe's first 'Grand Hotel' has that special ability to make you feel simultaneously special and completely generic.

The Grand Ballroom features chandeliers that have witnessed more false declarations of "forever" than a dating app. The Portland Foyer offers a more relaxed setting for couples who want to pretend they're "not like other couples" while doing exactly what everyone else does.

Their pastry chefs create wedding cakes that people will photograph more than they'll eat, which is the perfect metaphor for modern marriage.

7. One Marylebone

One Marylebone is a deconsecrated church, which means God moved out but left all the architectural features behind – a bit like when your ex vacated but forgot their book collection. Designed by Sir John Soane (who definitely had a thing for high ceilings), it offers the kind of acoustics that will make your vows echo uncomfortably around the room for what feels like eternity.

The Soane Hall can hold 350 guests, allowing you to invite people you actively dislike just to show them how much better you're doing. The central London location means guests can't use the "it's too far" excuse, forcing them to come up with more creative lies.

Just imagine your first dance under those spectacular chandeliers, desperately trying to remember the choreography you learned from a YouTube tutorial the night before.

8. Kimpton Fitzroy London

The Kimpton Fitzroy looks like what would happen if Wes Anderson designed a wedding venue. This 1898 landmark on Russell Square gives you all the period drama aesthetic without the inconvenience of cholera.

The ballroom features an original mosaic floor that's seen more wobbly dance moves than a provincial nightclub. The Palm Court with its glass ceiling is perfect for watching rain lash down while pretending your outdoor drinks reception would have been "just as nice."

Named after the architect and his pet frog (a relationship that probably lasted longer than some marriages), it's a building with personality issues in all the right ways.

9. Town Hall Hotel

The Town Hall Hotel in Bethnal Green is for couples who want people to know they read the right magazines and probably ferment their own vegetables. This former Edwardian town hall strikes that perfect balance between "we're sophisticated" and "we've been to Hackney once."

The Council Chamber with its wood paneling offers the gravitas of making your vows in a space where local politicians once argued about bin collections. The De Montfort Suite with its triple-height ceiling ensures your wedding anxiety can fully expand to fill the available space.

It's East London enough to be cool but still has proper toilets, striking that delicate balance that many venues aspire to but few achieve.

10. Shoreditch Studios

Shoreditch Studios is for couples who think exposed brick is a personality trait. These former Victorian warehouses offer that industrial-chic vibe that says "we're creative" even if your jobs involve spreadsheets and quarterly reports.

What makes these studios special is their versatility – they're essentially empty boxes waiting for you to project your personality onto them, much like your future spouse. The two interconnecting studios offer enough space for a ceremony and reception, eliminating that awkward period where guests have to entertain themselves while you take 500 nearly identical photographs.

Perfect for couples who want their wedding to feel casual and effortless while actually requiring more planning than a military operation.

Capturing Your London Wedding Without Looking Like Everyone Else's

Each of these venues offers its own flavor of London charm, from the gravity-defying columns of Marylebone Old Town Hall to the try-hard cool of Shoreditch Studios. They're not just venues – they're architectural personalities you're inviting to your wedding.

When choosing your spot (and the poor soul who has to photograph your relatives after six proseccos), consider which space makes you think, "Yes, I could definitely have an argument in the bathroom here and no one would hear." Because that's as good a criterion as any.

These London landmarks will form the backdrop to memories you'll force on uninterested friends for decades to come. And when the marriage is going through a rough patch, at least you'll have pretty photos to remind you that there was a time when you didn't silently resent each other while loading the dishwasher.

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